And here we go!

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You Can't Make This Up
Coming to you live from… no, that sounds lame. “Remember the time…”? Nope. Sounds like I’m about to read a bedtime story to a bunch of toddlers. Hold on. I’ve got it. You Can’t Make This Up. Hi there, and welcome! I’m Beef — your guide, narrator, and occasional disaster in human form. For the safety and sanity of my friends and family, I’ll be changing their names in the stories I tell. But don’t worry, every tale you read here is 100% true. Scout’s honor. Some stories are ancient history. Others are fresh off the press. All of them? Worth the read. Now, you might be wondering, “Why is this random person writing a blog?” Great question. It all started when my better half decided she needed a pet bird for her home office. Or maybe it was the moment I got hooked on smut books — wait, let me clarify — audio smut books. At work. Yep. Oh, and let’s not forget my intrusive thoughts. Those deserve a spotlight too. So buckle up, grab a snack, and settle in. This is gonna be fun.

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  1. TanyaMay 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM

    Aunt Tanya here and I can NOT wait to read/hear these memories!!!

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